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Parking Is Extra
The Crater floats in a shattered asteroid. A parking drone demands one human memory.
SAMURAI: Take algebra.
FLANNEL TIGER: Does Chuck E. Cheese count as a nightclub?
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ISSUE #002 · ILLUSTRATED STORYBOARD
The Crater Job
No refunds. No gravity. No pants required.
Read eight illustrated vector storyboards with scripts and dialogue. These are new draft illustrations, not the final fully painted comic pages.
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The Worst Disguise
Samurai wears a maintenance vest over his Hawaiian shirt. Flannel Tiger wears a tiny fake mustache.
BOUNCER: Occupation?
SAMURAI: Industrial server maintenance.
FLANNEL TIGER: And emotional support.
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Meet the Underworld
Bioluminescent jellyfish DJ Vesper Voltage spins mercury records. Chroma Slick offers a slightly haunted moon.
VESPER: You two smell like Earth’s atmosphere.
SAMURAI: That’s my deodorant.
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The Planet Auction
An Archi-Collective auctioneer unfolds into an architectural machine and displays Earth as Lot Number Seven.
AUCTIONEER: Sentient inhabitants included.
SAMURAI: I live there.
FLANNEL TIGER: And I have a security deposit.
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A Very Bad Bid
A mysterious bidder offers an artificial star. Flannel Tiger counters with an expired mozzarella-stick coupon.
AUCTIONEER: That coupon expired in 2009.
FLANNEL TIGER: It’s a collector’s item.
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Zero-G Water Fight
Flannel Tiger opens a fire hose. A floating sphere of water engulfs the auction floor while Vesper turns it into a speaker.
SAMURAI: Don’t.
FLANNEL TIGER: FOR EARTH!
VESPER: BEST DROP OF THE NIGHT!
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Chainsaw in a China Shop
Samurai’s smoking yellow chainsaw cuts the stage restraints. Flannel Tiger punches the auctioneer into a vending machine.
FLANNEL TIGER: THAT’S FOR MY PLANET!
SAMURAI: Loot.
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The Wrong Key
The recovered ignition key reveals nine planetary engines. A giant mechanical eye opens beneath the Moon.
UNKNOWN VOICE: Thank you for the key.
SAMURAI: I hate software updates.